EternalBarrel

The Metacollector --- Dale was a collector, though he wouldn't let on. He wasn't the type to show off his collection or to list collecting among his hobbies. Even if you laid eyes on his collection, it's unlikely you'd understand what you were seeing. Normal people collect coins or stamps; even a seemingly absurd collection like dried gourds in the shape of celebrities has a theme that anyone could easily observe. Not Dale's. To anyone else, it would appear a random assortment of junk: a salt shaker without its matching pepper, a hideous Christmas ornament (a bizarre rendition of Santa whose inexplicably red eyes would frighten most childre