The MetacollectorThe Metacollector---Dale was a collector, though he wouldn't let on. He wasn't the type to show off his collection or to list collecting among his hobbies. Even if you laid eyes on his collection, it's unlikely you'd understand what you were seeing. Normal people collect coins or stamps; even a seemingly absurd collection like dried gourds in the shape of celebrities has a theme that anyone could easily observe. Not Dale's. To anyone else, it would appear a random assortment of junk: a salt shaker without its matching pepper, a hideous Christmas ornament (a bizarre rendition of Santa whose inexplicably red eyes would frighten most childre
Excerpted from the Logs of Android Number 18-Excerpted from the logs of Artificial Human Number 18----My name is 18 -- yes, I have accepted that. I'm a cyborg. Some have described cyborgs as something both human and machine, but in my experience this is false. I am neither.I am not the human girl who was thoughtlessly killed and gutted, her life pointlessly cut short to help satisfy the twisted ambitions of a disgusting little man. I will never know her. I have on several occasions considered attempting to find information on "my" former life, but I've always decided it would be pointless. I have a command of my memories any human would envy, but not a shred of that person remain
Whatever It Takes - Chapters 1 and 2Whatever it TakesAn Adventure Time fanfic by EternalBarrelAuthor's Notes: In this story, Finn is 15. Pen Ward has said he's 14, and a lot of time has passed on the show since then (FOUR MONTHS in "All The Little People" alone!). I hope this makes my story a liiiiittle bit less creepy. Lady Rainicorn's dialogue is abstracted out because I don't speak Korean and don't want to insult anybody who does with Google Translate mishmash.---Chapter 1: Like a ChildFinn the Human opened his eyes and saw the hospital ceiling."Ahh! What? What's going on?"Dr. Ice Cream entered his field of view. "Oh good, you're awake.""Dr. Ice Cream? How lo
Whatever It Takes - Chapters 3 - 5Chapter 3: Finn and Bonnibel"Finn the Human to see you, your majesty," intoned Peppermint Butler."Please, send him in." said Princess Bubblegum as she rose from her throne.Finn stepped into the light. His scar was plainer than the nose which may or may not be on his face.Princess Bubblegum gasped. "My goodness! Butler, guards, please leave us."The banana guards shuffled awkwardly out of the throne room. Peppermint Butler excused himself with a bow, saying, "Your majesty."Finn and the Princess approached each other. "You don't have to worry about me and FP anymore, Princess," said Finn."Finn! Did she hurt you?"Finn put up a bra
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