Travis Touchdown, Short Order Cook

The life of an assassin is not always glamorous, as evidenced by Travis Touchdown, shown here in Perler beads, moonlighting as a cook in the minigame "Man the Meat" from No More Heroes 2: Desperate struggle.

This was harder to do than it looks. Nobody's ripped this as far as I know, so I had to go by a screenshot and eyeball everything. My phone is in the picture for size comparison.